The title perfectly describes this episode, and it’s even worse than it sounds.
[do action=”moment” emo=”Awkward” title=”Wait, we’re doing this again?”/]
Oh, swell, another episode with a shapeshifting dog, because things went so well the last time around. To make matters much, much worse, the black Doberman transforms into a sexy Black woman who keeps wearing the dog collar and talks about her master. This is too embarrassing for words; I think I’d rather get caught watching porn.
[do action=”moment” emo=”Puzzling” title=”Double standards”/]
Why are Sam and Dean helping a witch? Friend or not, there used to be a time, not too long ago, when Dean would never ally himself with a monster. Heck, Sam killed his werewolf girlfriend for a single kill, yet this guy gets a pass.
[do action=”moment” emo=”Facepalm” title=”She acts better in dog form”/]
Goodness gracious, Portia’s acting is as wooden as they come. She emotes her lines with the conviction of a houseplant. At least the dog actor is decent.
[do action=”moment” emo=”Batshit” title=”Are they making o–OH MY GOD”/]
Portia climbs in bed with her master, and she… Wait, are they making out? IS THIS GUY HAVING SEX WITH HIS SHAPESHIFTING DOG FAMILIAR? WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA? SUPERNATURAL, WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?!
[do action=”moment” emo=”Facepalm” title=”‘Which came first, dog or girl?'”/]
Yep, we’re now chuckling at bestiality jokes. I hate my life.
[do action=”moment” emo=”Cheesy” title=”‘*cough*I’m good*cough*'”/]
Sam delivers the least convincing ‘I’m good’ in the history of forever. We’ve been down this road so many times, it’s hard to feel even a bit of excitement over Sam lying again about having things under control. Ah well, at least the dog sex episode is over.